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April 1st, 2007

by the time we got to woodsticks we were 50,000 strong (aka CALL IT BY ITS NAME watch)

toothpicksas you can (sort of) see, the label sez:

“TESCO
Total Care

Freshmint flavour

INTERDENTAL
WOODSTICKS

100 double ended
with fluoride”

i. the freshmint and fluoride presumably mean you no longer need to brush yr teeth ever
ii. hence the phrase “total care”
iii. “double ended” AS OPPOSED TO WHAT?
iv. photo and purchase courtesy eli and emma
v. yes foax they are TOOTHPICKS

Written by pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on Sunday, April 1st, 2007 | 514 views |

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  1. FT's tracerhand on April 2nd, 2007

    the savvy shopper knows that “100 double-ended” is the practical equivalent of 200 of the old fusty one-ended kind. total care at a total bargain!

 

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