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Jan 05

THE FOLLOWING IS A TRUE STORY

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THE FOLLOWING IS A TRUE STORY

My brother and a friend were in a pub near Blackpool once when Irish funnyman Frank Carson walked out of the powder room, rubbing his hands, proclaiming “It’s a cracker”.

Unfortunately they did not take the opportunity to ask Frank for one-liner advice which – as anyone who saw their joint after-dinner performance in Colchester the next week might argue – could have been an idea.