My soundtrack hell:

Problem 1 with Closer
It opens with a really dull Damien Rice song.

Problem 2 with Closer
It closes with the same really dull Damien Rice song.

The bits in between are okay, but hearing the same rubbish song twice is more than a man should have to endure. Oh and it does seem to think that ll strip clubs have Smack My Bitch Up on a constant loop, which may be true but seems awfully provocative to the clientele.