“[The snares] sound like the snapping of Sisqo’s lady’s thong straps against her thighs as she swivels her hips to the beats”???

Tim, this is meant to be a nice clean family page! That kind of thing’ll have our readers all excited. But, yeah, I suppose you’re right…

However, while the Garage remixes of R&B singles are pretty much ubiquitous now, how many actually get a US release? Napster might be the only chance US fans get to hear them and then we’re back to the same old problem of the downloader not knowing anything about each track except the name.