Moltar’s Page of the Beautiful Rock Hair: alt boyz like nothing more than to disrespect ‘hair metal’. While NYLPM’s kneejerk revisionism can’t go so far as to rehabilitate the noise Whitesnake actually made, it’s worth pointing out to some of the dissers that at least the hair bands cared enough about theirs to fucking wash it sometimes. (link via Amplified To Rock which is, as they say, GRATE.)