Interupting our trip through the so-called good book to marvel at this news story. U2 win battle against ex-stylist , in which U2 have won a court case against an ex-stylist because she nicked a cowboy hat off of him. Eminently responsible thing to do if you remember how stupid the band looked during the JOSHUA* Tree period.
However bearing in mind that this is U2 we are talking about I present five better reasons for U2 to take their various stylists to court.
1) Bono Muscle Suit – at least that’s what it looks like:
2) Is it the Devil: no its Mr Macphisto
3) The Fly: If only I had a swat
4) The Red Fly: unfortunately not The Fly with blood all over it
5) JAYSUS – MR THE EDGE!
*Bible Of Badness hook up – yay!