Somewhere along the line I want to write about the phenomenon that is (was perhaps) Ain’t it Cool News. In the meantime, and for want of reasons to laugh, a piece of gonzo reviewing of the new Lord Of The Rings films: Hobbit-Man: The King Returns. I am not sure if there are spoilers in it or not, but if so just scroll down to the lengthy diversion of his version of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen – or as it is titled here TEAM 1970?S FOOT-TO-ASSERS. Any team featuring Dirty Harry, The Bandit and a bionic Quint from Jaws is a team I would pay EasyCinema prices to see.