JURASSIC DUCK
(from memory, since i can’t find any links on the net)

i. METRO’s headline wz the um possibly taxonomically imprecise “Tyrannosaurus Quacks”
ii. the fossil beast in question was a small dinosaur, w.feathers, strong arms and short stubby legs (possibly a bill also, i forget)

yes it’s true i get my science updates from the ephemeral lower reaches of CeeFax and over ppl’s shoulder’s on the bus: and WHAT OF THAT?