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WINGS – “Mull Of Kintyre”/”Girls School”

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#416, 4th December 1977

This has the slightly dubious distinction of being the first record I ever disliked. I barely knew about records at all, I was four and three quarters: so my cynicism started early, if you like. This one was inescapable – number one for nine weeks, two million sold, flattening the opposition through Christmas ’77 and then on into ’78. I didn’t know what number ones were but I guess I just got bored of “Mull” being around, its comforting lullaby sway pushing into even our pop-free household*. I remember not being able to figure out what a Mull was, or a Kintyre: I’d been reading the Hobbit, and the Narnia books, so I reckoned it was an honorific, like King, or Tarkaan. And this dark haired guy singing it, he’d be the Mull, then?

Actually he was royalty of a sort, though more bicycle monarchy than Sun King by this point: still doggedly insistent on Wings the band, not McCartney the brand. Wings were intermittently terrific, more often whimsically entertaining or a curate’s egg, rarely as dreary as this. “Mull Of Kintyre” doesn’t much sound like a Wings record, in fact – it was recorded during sessions for London Town, their most resolutely lightweight album, and would have stuck out there like an unaloft thumb. Macca has told and retold the story of how he assumed the dreamcaught melody for “Yesterday” was an unconscious borrow from a far more primal tune – but how much more timeless does the hymnal “Mull” sound? It obviously struck chords deep enough to smash the Beatles’, and anyone else’s, sales records: an unexpected climax to the year punk broke.

What do I think of it now? Like most of the really monolithic singles, it’s hard to listen to fresh. It’s certainly a sweet and sincere record, and the pipes – locally sourced – work well. But there’s no ache to it, no true sense of place, it evokes nothing but standard Highlands postcard imagery. The mood is soporific: only right at the end, when the Laird of Wings breaks into a “woooooo-ha!”, does anyone try and even hint that life in the Mull might ever be other than the gentle contemplation of simple beauties. Which, of course, was the appeal: in a guttering economy, a fractious country, a pop chart full of confusion, Wings delivered a record about opting out entirely, a hit of pure escapism. “Mull Of Kintyre” is a one-way ticket out of pop culture: though those left behind by its Tartan Rapture were about to enjoy years of astonishing musical plenty.

*oh yeah, “Girls School” – apparently this was treated as the A-Side in the US, but here “Mull” was a double-A-side in name only: I don’t think I’d ever heard “Girls School” until a year or so ago, and I’ve heard plenty of Wings. “Girls School” is much more typical of the band, though – the kind of McCartney song that kindly reviewers have always called “a rocker”, which is to say it is to rock as a jog round the park is to the Olympic 1000m. Since I have no especial concern with the rockingness of things, I quite like it. But it has no business influencing this score.



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    Tom on 21 Mar 2009 #

    Yes! I was a ridiculously precocious reader. I then tried to read Lord of the Rings at six, had a horrific nightmare about Gollum, and gave up.

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    rosie on 21 Mar 2009 #

    90: Yeah – at four and three-quarters one should be on to something a little more sophisticated!

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    Jonathan Bogart on 30 Apr 2009 #

    Surprised I hadn’t already done this.

    Effect of a) being American and b) not really listening to pop music until I was practically an adult:

    I do not know how this song goes. A faint wisp of “oh Mull of Kintyre” as the lowering end of a line floats by in my head, but I am not sure if it’s the right tune or simply one of those scraps of melody one sometimes attaches to well-known phrases. Based on the conventional wisdom, I may be lucky. Of course, ignorance is never a virtue….

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    lonepilgrim on 28 Aug 2009 #

    re 94 – yeah, but what’s your take on Mull of Kintyre?

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    Erithian on 24 Jan 2011 #

    and here’s the Floral Dance in the context of one of my favourite films. RIP Pete Postlethwaite.

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    Brendan on 24 Sep 2012 #

    In agreement with most everyone here: lazy, sentimental, wtf were the 2 million who bought it thinking blah blah blah – a generous 4.

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    Lazarus on 14 Jun 2016 #

    I know he didn’t play on ‘Mull’ but here seems the appropriate place to say RIP Henry McCullough. His lovely, languid solo on ‘My Love’ perhaps his most memorable moment with the band.

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    Patrick Oakley on 9 Apr 2021 #

    Tom is right. Mull of Kintyre is truly insipid stuff.

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    Gareth Parker on 9 May 2021 #

    I would go along with Tom’s score of 2/10. A real chore to listen to, in my opinion.

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