Given that the Winter Olympics are happening in Salt Lake City (easy pub quiz question!) who else would carry the torch other than the Osmonds? Ahhh Donny and Marie. No longer famous for music, just for coming from Salt Lake City. The caption to this piece informs us that they were big stars in the 1970s. Awwww. Will they be the final carriers of the torch BEFORE THE FLAME IS LIT? It’s a secret. More importantly, will Donny be able to restrain himself from belting into a rocking singalong of Crazy Horses before the official drug testing? OWAAAAAAAAAAAH!!