Football chiefs after Ant & Dec for World Cup Song: Hmm, football chiefs might be on to a slightly better bet that Bubble and Dean anyway. Ant & Dec (who knows, maybe they will resurrect their PJ & Duncan identities) of course were nominated as Best British Newcomers in the Brits in 1995 so they are no stranger to pop shame. But what will the tune be called? Let’s Get Ready To Tumble (Out In The First Round) I suggest.

As long as the tune doesn’t have any footballers on it we should be okay.