Dancing About Architecture is back with a modest proposal to bin rock star interviews once and for all (but why are they pickin’ on poor Britney, OUR FUTURE QUEEN? The cads.) They miss the main reason not to bother interviewing rock stars: the majority of them are painfully inarticulate. I’m all for interviews with some kind of intelligence bar in effect, but otherwise, either you’ll be taking the piss or they will be. Unless you’re Guitarist magazine, in which case you can ask about the only stuff the musicians actually want to talk about, and good for you.