Virgin vixens – a field guide: “it might be exhilarating to under-10s and to paedophiles who recently voted Spears the “girl you’d most like to see in a porn movie”, but there’s little of interest to anyone else” – Spears is, what, 18? How then can people who fancy her be paedophiles? (Sad and, by definition, wankers, to be sure) I’m not usually so pedantic, but there are some words too strong to get bandied around as glib popcrit insults – fascist is one, this is another. And apart from that false note the article’s a lazy waste of space. (And incidentally, no, I don’t fancy Britney – too androidlike to be sexy.)