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#731, 9th December 1995

Earth Song “The environment” is something of a pop graveyard, and no surprise. Beyond specific conservation efforts, the problems we’ve created seem simply too vast for us to cope with as a species. No wonder our pop singers have mostly failed to rise to their own challenge and write great songs about it. “When I think about the hole in the sky,” a Lennon simpered, “Salt water wells in my eyes”. And that was about the level of it.

“Earth Song” isn’t strictly about green politics – whales and elephants get a cameo, but it’s more of a general ‘why oh why’ address-stroke-sermon-stroke-meltdown on the general rottenness of mankind. But actually, if you were to write a song which really captured the impotent 3AM anguish of the environmentalist, their horror at human civilisation’s slow, placid self-immolation, it might sound a bit like this.

“Earth Song” is not generally taken seriously in Britain, even though it’s Jackson’s biggest-selling single here. Perhaps its fate was sealed the moment Jarvis Cocker jumped onstage at the BRIT Awards and wagged an accusing arse in Jackson’s direction. An attempt to puncture the messianic pomposity of Jacko’s kid-festooned “Earth Song” performance, he said. And, he didn’t need to add, its tactless creepiness. The specific kids became a bargaining chip in the PR to-and-fro that followed (though imagine the playground kudos!) but Cocker had a point, about the song as well as its staging. If any rock performance gets to be slammed as messianic, it’s one where the singer is explicitly addressing his song to God, then spends the video in cruciform pose, lashed by Biblical storm and fury.

Except, this being Jackson, the agony isn’t so much presumptuous as personal: he’s not taking on the sins of the world in the extraordinary call-and-response coda, just mainlining them, free-associating them, howling them out from a place beyond sense. “What about yesterday/What about the seas/The heavens are falling down/I can’t even breathe” – apocalypse as panic attack, the end of the world staged in Jackson’s burning head. “What about the man/What about the crying man?/What about Abraham?”

Between each of these growled and screamed questions a massed choir sings “What about us? What about us?” – except sometimes when they snap back “What about it?” at Jackson, a disorienting “so what?” that makes the singer seem even more alone. If you could seem alone in the widescreen pomp-rock tumult of “Earth Song”‘s closing minutes, that is. The choir makes the coda – turning Jackson’s sermonising into full-blooded hellfire preaching – and the coda makes the song. It’s the most committed, vein-popping performance we’ve seen on Popular for years, and even in despair the most swagger Jackson’s shown us for a long time too.

Before that we have his version of XTC’s “Dear God”, a hand-wringing plea for the attention of an absent creator. Jackson goes for a wracked vocal – though beautifully controlled, as always – over a stately rhythm and lots of production fairy dust, and for two verses “Earth Song” is something of a chore, even if it has a lot more momentum than “You Are Not Alone” and a better, wordless hook. It’s only when the drums turn up, at almost 3 minutes, that the song begins its shift from mawkish blubfest to armageddon power ballad.

Cocker wasn’t buying it, and he wasn’t alone. It’s easy to listen to “Earth Song” and think “This is ridiculous” because, well, it is ridiculous if you’re in the wrong mood for it (though sometimes it’s great because it’s ridiculous: I can like “Earth Song” and take it seriously and still enjoy sending emails saying “WHAT ABOUT THE ELEPHANTS???”). It’s lachrymose, overblown, vulgar, all things which sometimes make for awful pop music. It’s also intense, grand, and passionate, all things which sometimes make for great pop music – and seemed especially pertinent in a British pop world reshaped by Oasis, where epic was in vogue.

“Earth Song” is a very rich, reclusive, strange man channeling a childlike anger at the terrible things people do through a adult, practised sense of how to build a record, and if you find the outcome queasy I absolutely understand. But I don’t agree – it’s blown up to Michael Bay levels, but there’s the same strangeness, terror, conviction and craft here as there was on “Billie Jean” or “Bad” or any of the Jackson singles from deceptively happier times.



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    Tom on 3 Aug 2013 #

    (The polls plugin we have is great and easy to use, btw – but if we were running a more complex one then I’d run “best of the year” and “worst of the year” questions too) (Maybe even “best thread”!)

    I love polls, best of all the animals.

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    hardtogethits on 3 Aug 2013 #

    #88 available, really? To whom?
    #89 you and I both.

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    Tom on 3 Aug 2013 #

    Not publically, sorry! I just meant available if I want it. Alan and/or Steve, who installed/coded the individual scores function and did the rolling Top/Bottom 100 page, could I think get hold of it, though it would need a little tweaking to put into excel.

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    Alan not logged in on 3 Aug 2013 #

    I could have a look at making the ‘my score’ data anonymised and available. Plus I could add another sub-page on the populist that treats the data differently – say with http://php.net/manual/en/function.stats-standard-deviation.php

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    Alan not logged in on 3 Aug 2013 #

    which reminds me i was once thinking of adding mini sparkline style distributions

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    admin on 3 Aug 2013 #

    work in progress http://freakytrigger.co.uk/populist/6/ showing SD

    the “fake” st etienne entry has the highest SD (6×10 votes, 2×1 a 3 and an 8)

    still thinking about how to show vote distribution or make the voting public

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    Alan not logged in on 3 Aug 2013 #

    and at the other end, the least divisive http://freakytrigger.co.uk/populist/7/, the highest and lowest scored naturally appear to be among the least divisive.

    for my next trick, an interactive quadrant scatter graph? (skips over to google graph api pages…)

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    Patrick Mexico on 3 Aug 2013 #

    Alan – thank you, brilliant stuff. Must have been quite a painful thing to do on a sunny summer Saturday – couldn’t believe someone was kind enough to put the time and effort into it! Come on Eileen, Bohemian Rhapsody and Imagine all present and correct but never thought Voodoo Chile was such a “Marmite” record. As for She Wears White Feathers – Jesus – people stick up for this?

    Meanwhile, around Christmas 1995, wasn’t there a “90 tracks from the nineties” in the Observer or Independent supplement, played on Radio 1 the following New Year’s Day? Seems a bizarrely abrupt time for such a list, and I’m not sure much on it was even any good, but if someone has any further information, would be most grateful.

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    Alan not logged in on 4 Aug 2013 #

    Hey all a bit of fun – plus I got to clean up the code (well some of it)

    more WIP…


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    Patrick Mexico on 4 Aug 2013 #

    No worries. Brilliant graph – another triumph of statistics that aren’t lies (or damned lies.) Another extraordinary result for I Feel Love.. just in time for the most shameless pilfering of that classic. #4 in August 1995. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_wdAD2dlDw

    I guiltily liked that as a wee lad, mostly due to confused feelings about the singer on TOTP; see also (non-guilty, obviously) Elastica and Justine Frischmann, awkwardly juxtaposed with my mum’s timeless, rite-of-passage line “Is it a man or a lady?” Though if we’re talking “junk food tastes so good because it’s bad for you” feelgood hits of the summer, much prefer La Bouche’s Be My Lover – full of as much kitsch appeal and joie de vivre as anything in the Eurodance canon, but only reached #27 in the UK, despite being top ten all over Europe and #1 in Germany and Sweden. And without wanting to come across all Clarkson, for some reason both SATR and BML have a whiff of “This is exclusively for the gays, it isn’t for the straights.”

    Or a decade on, Rogue Traders’ Voodoo Child (oddly not a Hendrix cover.) Why WOULDN’T you want to hear Izzy from Neighbours treat Elvis Costello’s Pump It Up like Foghorn Leghorn behind the back of KFC?! No, it’s okay. You wouldn’t. A bit grim.

    Mind you, anyone weary with me discussing Eurodance/handbag house/hardbag will be pleased to know another Australian act next year destroys the genre’s last shreds of dignity like a H-bomb on a garden shed!

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    hardtogethits on 4 Aug 2013 #

    Alan, these are absolutely fantastic – thanks for sharing.

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    admin on 4 Aug 2013 #

    thanks. still fiddling, trying to make the decades highlighting a bit better than the default – almost there. other dimensions to consider – number of votes, tom’s score.

    also i HEART rogue traders Voodoo Child – I even played it on one of my rare ‘DJ’ing stints – and only maybe 20% because it was used in a Who finale (magic flying space jesus who). A story also disliked by many, but not me.

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    Tom on 4 Aug 2013 #

    Isn’t Voodoo Child in the episode before Dr Space Jesus anyway? I def. remember that as a great moment.

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    Patrick Mexico on 4 Aug 2013 #

    I don’t think I actually mind Rogue Traders’ Voodoo Child, but jumping forward a decade from where Popular/my 1001 greatest singles blog is currently researching, it just sounds so dystopian-obnoxious and coarse. Had this been terrifying old 2006, I’d be a lot more accommodating towards it, but then again, I risk being the same way with, er, From Paris to Berlin. I think by the time Popular, TPL and MSBWT hit that year I’m going to express some serious “crack is wack” views..

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    Chelovek na lune on 4 Aug 2013 #

    #98 Had never thought of “Be My Lover” as being remotely gay disco. Partly, possibly, as the result of having spent quite a bit of that summer working in rural parts of a country in which (then) all expressions of homosexuality were illegal (Romania), with societal attitudes to match, and in which the song was very widely played indeed, on the radio, in bars, at discos, everywhere, really. I suppose nowhere in the UK is quite like Moldavia, culturally or climate-wise, but, still, it does suggest the track does transcend narrow stereotypical boundaries…

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    Alan on 4 Aug 2013 #

    “it just sounds so dystopian-obnoxious and coarse”. What’s not to like

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    Patrick Mexico on 4 Aug 2013 #

    #103 Well worry not, I’m not the one doing the narrow stereotyping. It was a comment on how any pop from ABBA to Suede initially may attract a genuine and sincere “gay” fanbase (obviously you can be of any orientation and still like it – as a child in ’93 I thought Animal Nitrate was about the Animals of Farthing Wood being threatened by a chemical plant!), but then the “mainstream” media dredge it back in garbled, doughnutty language as a stereotype that’s used as a stick for Jeremy Clarkson and Roy Chubby Brown types to beat the LGBT community with, and implying you have to be sort-of-borderline-that-way-inclined-nudge-wink-what-is-this-Gene-Hunt to like it.. which is obviously terrible. But fuck ’em, and their law.

    Sorry anyway – I think I was confusing Be My Lover with something else.

    This is the best cover of it. Bill Nighy, the Ruining Love is All Around Even More Than Wet Wet Wet Guy.


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    Steve Williams on 5 Aug 2013 #

    #96 – Yes, Radio 1’s Ninety From The Nineties. Around that time they would always do a big long list with a track played every hour over the festive period and then a complete countdown on New Year’s Day, usually with Kevin Greening doing the honours. Sometimes it was a listeners’ vote, either singles or albums, but this time it was a list they’d compiled themselves of the ninety best songs of the nineties so far. I remember listening to it on the way home from my aunties’ house. And Common People at number one!

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    tm on 7 Aug 2013 #

    Tom @ 18 (sorry, this is probably the longest gap between comment and response!) I remember the press reaction to the Jarvis thing at the time being initially ‘you speccy gimp, how dare you challenge the King of Pop, won’t you please think of the children?!’ – they were already down on Jarvis over Sorted Out for Es and Wizz – but then shifting sides after they gauged that the public mood was that Jacko had brought it on himself by acting like a pillock.

    A friend of mine who was heavily Christian at the time claimed that Jarvis, who he claimed for Christianity, was protesting Jackson’s ‘blasphemy’ in styling himself as the Messiah. I remember thinking that if that was true, there were some decidedly unchristian sentiments in Jarvis’ own music…

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    Steve Mannion on 8 Aug 2013 #

    Yes iirc afterwards people like Eno were saying afterwards that they felt Jacko’s Messiah pose was unbearably tasteless and laboured and so delighted by Cocker’s hi-jinx. The tabloids were indeed hugely disparaging of Cocker initially, partly as it was reported that he had injured one of the kids during his runabout – but the footage suggested it was really one of Jackson’s minders who may have stepped on a child’s foot in his rush to thwart Jarv’s mighty terror threat.

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    Ed on 8 Aug 2013 #

    Cocker was already a bit of a hate-figure for the tabloids, because of the ‘Sorted for E’s and Whizz’ packaging hoo-hah, so they were inclined not to take his side.

    It inspired one of my favourite Chris Morris moments:

    In hindsight, the shift in views of the ‘Earth Song’ imbroglio probably marked the start of his progress in the tabloid imagination from sexually deviant drug-peddler to endearingly eccentric national treasure.

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    Steve Mannion on 8 Aug 2013 #

    I think the week before the Brits NME had Pulp as guest editors so they got two front covers in a row – just wondering if anyone else managed that pre-Strokes (not that they necessarily did either but I feel like this kind of thing was more likely in the C McNicholas era for some reason).

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    Izzy on 8 Aug 2013 #

    I’m fairly sure Oasis did, but I’d stopped buying by then. I also think Blur/Oasis had the cover the weeks before & after their chart battle.

    I remember being vaguely disapproving, having absorbed some of the cover’s history as a thing of record. There was an excellent retrospective feature around 1992 (might’ve been in the 50th anniversary edition) which listed the most-featured-on-covers. Bowie led with 18, I think second might’ve been U2. The numbers were low enough that two-in-a-row seems unlikely. Of course Oasis smashed all those records within about four years.

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    Steve Mannion on 8 Aug 2013 #

    Of COURSE someone has now wikip’d this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NME_covers#1995

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    Tom on 8 Aug 2013 #

    I’m guessing Pete Doherty would be a better candidate for “the double” than the Strokes.

    Mojo has run a Beatles-then-more-Beatles twofer I believe.

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    Tom on 8 Aug 2013 #

    I can sense your surprise.

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    weej on 8 Aug 2013 #

    #114 Wow, most recent ten NME covers = Liam Gallagher, The Who, The Killers, (Festival Preview), Arctic Monkeys, Bobby Gillespie, Jay-Z, Babyshambles, Arctic Monkeys, 40 Years of Hip-Hop.

    I’m not saying those artists are (all) bad, but that’s a pretty depressing list.

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    Tom on 8 Aug 2013 #

    All of hip-hop ever vs Babyshambles fight

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    sükråt tanned rested unlogged and awesome on 8 Aug 2013 #

    Does side A include Coolio?

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    James K. on 11 Aug 2013 #

    The Cocker/Jackson incident is not very well-known in the U.S., I think – at least, it was unknown to me! Now that I do know about it, I wonder if it inspired either of the two (unrelated to each other) stage-crashing incidents at the 1998 Grammys. (Maybe not, since two years is a long time – if it had been the 1996 Grammys held later the same month or even the 1997 Grammys, there might be a connection.)

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