“I am sorry if this looks petty…”

i: more like syllaBALLS <– yell to stress
ii: alternative route to professionally jokemaking = ACTUALLY BE FUNNY?
iii: “Tell me the exact reasoning which led you to remove that word from my copy” — that exact reasoning? it seemed equally useless either way d00d
iv: timidest blowjob gag in history (hee i sed GAG)

I don’t much like Coren’s opinions, nor have I any inclination to change my view of him, but he seems a pretty good writer and I think he’s right on this (minor) issue. He *is* rather forceful with his attack, though, and his jokes aren’t particularly good if jokes they can truly be called.

Cowardly Times editor too scared to fire him and replace with Ben Watson.

“Why would you change a sentnece aso that it meant something i didn’t mean?”

I can think of a reason why this guy’s sentences might get subbed.

Time for another cheap but justified BabelFish laugh:

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Oh, very droll: http://twitter.com/GilesCoren

Sleepless nights? I was all prepared to defend him ’til I read the letter!