On the last episode of Freaky the Trigger and His Pop Lollards, you may recall my amazed-ness that Dolly Parton’s theme park in the hills of East Tennessee is a household name over in Britain — a revelation promptly skewered by Kat, who had no idea what I was talking about. Then again she thought that “Ghetto Superstar” used original music. KIDS EH. What was I saying. Oh yes. Apparently the theme park in question is a popular destination for wide-eyed British hacks to junket off to. Nice work if you can get it.