Comments on: Careless Wispa (the old ones are the best) https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best Lollards in the high church of low culture Mon, 26 Apr 2010 19:06:08 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.3 By: louise https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-2#comment-695110 Mon, 26 Apr 2010 19:06:08 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-695110 i remember caburys silk bar it had strawberry mousse/fondant/goo type stuff in it loved them bring them back and lemonade crunchies mmmm

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By: Elizabeth https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-2#comment-346270 Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:10:42 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-346270 Does anyone remember what the chocolate shaped monsters were called? I think they were out some time in the 1990’s and maybe into the early 2000’s. They also had some hot chocolate that tasted like them. They were well nice.

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By: gareth hanford https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-2#comment-343233 Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:06:34 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-343233 i remember cadburys silk as if it was yesterday really short-lived confectinary,5 bite size chocolates with the most delicious strawberry cream filled centres in a blue packaging.my ex wife was contemplating suicide when without warning she couldnt buy them anymore

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By: Raw Patrick https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-2#comment-331995 Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:25:23 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-331995 I’m always surprised the Star Bar keeps going. I love it, other people seem to have never heard of it and lots of shops don’t stock it. It’s far superior to it’s closest rival the Boost.

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By: Pete Baran https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-2#comment-330554 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 16:35:39 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330554 Mars, some time befopre the Earth was formed.

Why aren’t we talking about the Fat Emma bar?

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By: Tom https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-2#comment-330546 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:16:21 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330546 Aero – 60s
Rolo – around the same time cos it’s fiddly to make.
Topic – is old skool I think, 30s maybe
Marathon – 479 BC

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By: stevem https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-2#comment-330544 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:07:08 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330544 Spira and Applause must’ve been launched around the same time as Wispa. How much older were Marathon, Topic, Aero and Rolos?

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By: mark sinker https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-2#comment-330542 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:02:27 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330542 I blame my machine theory!

well not the theory but the FACT of the way the machines work! if BOOST rises in popularity they don’t have capacity to pump out enough TIME OUTS, bcz the machine is in constant use with the knob on the wrong setting

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By: stevem https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-2#comment-330537 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:44:13 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330537 But why exactly do these things happen? I was baffled by Hooch’s disappearance too (and Boddingtons*), but Hooch had controversy that Fuse didn’t. I just don’t see why Fuse didn’t just settle down into the ranks along with all the other bars it was certainly no worse than.

I haven’t noticed Divine tasting any sweeter than Galaxy really but to be honest I only buy it because I am haunted by Newsnight’s expose of child-worker exploitation in Cotes D’Ivoires. Damn you Gavin Esler.

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By: Marcello Carlin https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-2#comment-330536 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:42:56 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330536 Has anyone ever actually tried Dubble?

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By: Tom https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-2#comment-330531 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:36:26 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330531 Divine is nice but really REALLY sweet, even though it’s high cocoa solids, and high cocoa plus sweetness is always a bit of an overload combination.

As for fuse, this is like saying “Where has Hooch gone?” – one of the things about branding in the last decade or two is how hugely faddy its become – take Sunny D for instance, which actually outsold COKE briefly and then just collapsed totally.

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By: stevem https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-2#comment-330530 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:34:39 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330530 v. chocolate wrapper millionaire
vi. glass elevator shenanigans

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By: mark sinker https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-2#comment-330528 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:33:21 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330528 boost is lovely

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By: mark sinker https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-2#comment-330527 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:32:57 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330527 i. new bar arrives
ii. i eat it every day for a month
iii. i notice i feel queasy/bloated/remorseful/made a fool of
iv. new bar’s sales drop

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By: stevem https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-2#comment-330522 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:29:46 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330522 “they are no indicator of whether a bar will STAND THE TEST OF TIME. Are you some kind of choctimist?”

but why would their sales suddenly drop to the extent that they would stop making it? i have never liked Cadbury’s Boost but there it’s been around for 15 years or more. i have not always been a choc-elitist and liked to think of myself as in touch with the common man’s taste in the past. not many bars have actually come AND gone in my time (have they?) so Fuse’s absence became conspicuous and MYSTERIOUS.

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By: stevem https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330520 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:26:53 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330520 Anyway I recommend http://www.divinechocolate.com ‘s chocolate highly, pricier but nicier (arguably in the taste sense, definitely in the political sense).

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By: Tom https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330519 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:24:53 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330519 Fast early sales mean nothing though – they are no indicator of whether a bar will STAND THE TEST OF TIME. Are you some kind of choctimist?

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By: stevem https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330515 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:22:56 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330515 This is just like a conversation I was party to in real life with the real actual k-punk at sinkah’s. He should be here.

Fuse was fantastic. I’m still surprised they stopped making it considering it was supposed to be the fastest selling new bar ten years ago.

Pret Choc bar would be even better without the raisins of which I am not a fan generally.

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By: Marcello Carlin https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330506 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:06:21 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330506 I think the packaging of Fuse probably put me off trying it more than anything else but now I can’t remember what the wrapper looked like.

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By: Tom https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330494 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:43:28 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330494 I never liked Fuse much but was a huge fan of Maverick – Nestle (I think) rival product in the mash-it-together stakes. The much-touted Pret Chocolate Bar is the only current rival.

Has there been a big 00s chocolate launch? I rly ought to know this for my job but I can’t think of one.

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By: Marcello Carlin https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330486 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:12:07 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330486 The trouble with the original Wispa was the family-sized bottle of water which you needed to buy at the same time in order to quench the immense thirst which it induced (although admittedly this is a generic Cadbury’s chocolate dilemma).

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By: Raw Patrick https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330483 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:01:26 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330483 “when it came back we were all like “ah man they’ve changed it, i don’t like this version as much”. oh foolish foolish children. if only you weren’t so northern.”

I was in the test area too and the test versions WERE much nicer. Better chocolate and better bubbles. They were so fucking lush.

I didn’t realsie the test area was so big. I thought it was only my small Northumberland town that had ’em :(

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By: Matt DC https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330474 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:36:51 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330474 The Fuse was great, it was a real ‘mash everything together and cover it in chocolate’ bar. I wasn’t aware they’d stopped making them.

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By: Billy Smart https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330472 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:34:50 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330472 Ah! The great Yorkie sea change occurred in about 1995, when it was relaunched as smoother and creamier, in more direct competition with its closest rivals, Dairy Milk and Galaxy. For some of us, it was its concentration upon coco-ness, rather than milkiness, that was its great original strength.

And it was a sad day when the almond ones were withdrawn.

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By: Marcello Carlin https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330469 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:17:52 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330469 I never ate Fuse.

Yorkie these days tastes increasingly of axle grease.

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By: mark sinker https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330468 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:16:48 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330468 haha i googled these and the person most likely to be discussing them on the net is ME

russell t. davis should include this as a plot idea in his reworked LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE project

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By: mark sinker https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330467 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:15:06 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330467 time to remind everyone that wispa was nearly called ROMBO

and that yorkie was going to be QUINN or O’BRIEN

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By: Billy Smart https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330462 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:59:55 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330462 The whole NEW BAR for a NEW GENERATION buzz was recreated by Cadburys in late 1996 with the launch of Fuse, which contained kernels of fudge, biscuit and raisins. Although we all ate them with interest for a while, I think that they were withdrawn within a few years.

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By: Alan https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330455 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:36:20 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330455 this is all writing the original ORIGINAL wispa out of history.

while i find ref to that on the webternet, here’s TV cream: http://tv.cream.org/specialassignments/bestbefore/arksweet.htm

hmm it appears that my kiddy memory of the wispa vanishing and then reappearing a year or so later is because… I WAS BLESSED to be living where they first trialled it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wispa “The bar was launched in 1981 as a trial version in the Tyne-Tees(Middlesbrough through Newcastle and suurounding ares) area of North East England and with its success it was introduced nationally in 1983”

when it came back we were all like “ah man they’ve changed it, i don’t like this version as much”. oh foolish foolish children. if only you weren’t so northern.

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By: Tom https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330452 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:25:43 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330452 Wispas were always a bit rub and lightweight – Carsmile is totally right that it was the whole OMG a NEW BAR for a NEW GENERATION that got you buying. In fact the experience was HOLLOW and preyed on GREED much like THE DECADE ect ect dys

“Brian, you kissed her”

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By: mark sinker https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330451 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:20:14 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330451 so do they have the aztec and the texan and wispa productionline machinery kept ready to be dusted off and switched back on when the REVIVE moment arrives?

actually i hope they just have one big giant machine with knobs that say “wispa”, “aztec”, “marathon” <--has snickers written on it in felt-tip, and the same identical gunk gets pour in one end and comes out whicher you want, depending on which knob you pressed yr pal pilly pˆnkå

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By: Marcello Carlin https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330448 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:01:57 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330448 Oh yeah, Texan (not Texas), because it took a long time to chew a Texan nudge nudge.

There was a shortlived spin-off bar called Prize, which was the same as Texan except for nuts instead of caramel ‘n’ nougat. I may have been the only person in the history of mankind ever to have eaten one.

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By: Alan https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330447 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:36:47 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330447 the texaN bar had a bit of a revival for a while – i had one some months back – it was a limited edition ‘retro revival’ thing, and perhaps a trial for the wispa. though without the same level of pr, so no!

i had one yesterday. rubbish. expensive. wispa bar, resign

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By: Billy Smart https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330437 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:38:10 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330437 The website doesn’t mention the 1990s limited editions; 1996’s Wispa Gold (caramel) and 1997’s Wispachino. Were there any others?

A particular highlight of my fanzine career was describing ‘Trash’ by Suede as being “as gooey and sweet as a Wispa Gold” in the summer of ’96.

And does anybody else remember the revisionist history of Cadbury’s Boost? Launched in 1988 as a coconut bar, joined by a biscuit sister bar in 1990 which went on – cuckoo-like – to usurp the original.

And what of the delicious Cadbury’s Silk? A strawberry confection launched with no publicity in 1990, which only I may have eaten.

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By: Tom https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330436 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:36:06 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330436 Case closed I think! Except for the genuinely massive advance in chocolate technology that is the Curly Wurly.

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By: Marcello Carlin https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330435 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:30:08 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330435 This is a gross slur against the seventies superleague of Curly-Wurly, Texas, Aztec, Super Mousse and, um, Mike Reid’s Triffic Bar.

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By: CarsmileSteve https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330170 Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:36:52 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330170 i think you whippersnappers are, unsurprisingly, forgetting that wispa only arrived in the 80s and it felt like it was the first new chocolate bar for decades (clearly not true, but what it felt like). assuming cadbury’s ad folk are probably late 30s/early 40s, they would totally associate it with the 80s, even though this probably means they’re confusing the heck out of a fair proportion of the choccie buying public…

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By: stevem https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330106 Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:19:46 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330106 absent-minded unfair trade lapse update: I just had a Pret Bar – they really are good.

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By: Alan https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330089 Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:35:24 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330089 that would be smiths? i was charged 59p for a packet of fruit pastilles in smiths yesterday. SIXTY PENCE. am i getting old?

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By: Matt DC https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330076 Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:03:20 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330076 I was charged 60p for a Wispa the other day! I know they’re new and exiciting again but still…

This would neve rhave happened under Thatcher.

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By: katstevens https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330055 Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:29:44 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330055 I used to have one of those blue Wispa mugs, it came with an Easter egg balanced in it.

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By: Sarah https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330051 Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:23:18 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330051 I was actually quite surprised to see them flogging it on the back of “the 80s” – I hardly associate Wispas with neon legwarmers.

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By: Steve https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330044 Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:10:30 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330044 Are they bringing back Paul Nicholas and wossername for TV ads?

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By: Tom https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330039 Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:50:33 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330039 It seems a really weird time to be doing a LOL 80s site – their influence has hardly been bigger!

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By: Steve https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/comment-page-1#comment-330037 Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:48:16 +0000 https://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/10/careless-wispa-the-old-ones-are-the-best/#comment-330037 But Cadbury’s need to get with the Fair Trade cocoa (butter) innit. Until then the half-assed boycott with occasional absent-minded lapses continues.

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