I Resemble That Remark: Alexis Petridis turns link-slut as he identifies Wiley’s two fanbases – and heartily patronises both of them. I have banned myself from ILX during the working day but I can confidently expect a 200-post thread to be waiting for me later tonight.

(I’ve not actually heard the whole Wiley album yet – I downloaded it but then decided not to listen to it, I want to buy it, see if I can still get that old-fashioned release date object-rush.)