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Oct 03

One Minute Record Reviews

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One Minute Record Reviews: featuring my mom.

Freeway feat. Peedi Crakk – “Flipside”: “This sounds like the music from Halloween.”

R. Kelly – “Snake (Remix)”: Mom: “What’s R. Kelly’s first name?”
Jess: “I dunno…Richard?”
Mom: “Roy.”
Jess: “Romulus.”
Mom: “PEE ON ME, ROMULUS!!”

Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz – “Get Low”: (Upon hearing the “sweat drips down my balls” line, our reviewer spit her gum against the windshield.)

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