One Minute Record Reviews: featuring my mom.
Freeway feat. Peedi Crakk – “Flipside”: “This sounds like the music from Halloween.”
R. Kelly – “Snake (Remix)”: Mom: “What’s R. Kelly’s first name?”
Jess: “I dunno…Richard?”
Mom: “Roy.”
Jess: “Romulus.”
Mom: “PEE ON ME, ROMULUS!!”
Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz – “Get Low”: (Upon hearing the “sweat drips down my balls” line, our reviewer spit her gum against the windshield.)