Ha ha, finally I get the jump on my arch-nemesis Tom Ewing and his music loving ways. Over on his tedious attempt to commit suicide / listen to every UK number one ever he is stuck in the hinterland on 1972. Possibly with the odd sequin between his t[…]

Public servant wastes time arsing about shocker – worth a look for the entertaining hypocrisy of the “George Cross Island”![…]

or a VARIETY OF ITEMS that have been compared to the BODYFLUIDS of a VARIETY OF SPECIES
viz
a. BUDWEISER (human)
b. LAGER GENERALLY (gnat’s)
c. MISO SOUP
d. “your majesty is like a stream of bat’s p!ss” (old graeme g4rden radi[…]

WikiHow the internet How-To manual
Including how to: mosh in a mosh pit, appreciate death metal, find a lost cat, look emo, be indie and many more[…]

I.T.s the same. But different.

Proof that parallel universes exist. And you know what, the set-up will probably suit the production techniques of a US sitcom.
(From Dark Horizons – who also report that Zoe Slater from ‘Stenders IS The Bi[…]

My Pitchfork column this month is a short exploration of what good music criticism can still do in an instant-access era. It came out of a bunch of conversations and ILM and Poptimists posts and is more of a series of notes and examples than a fully-[…]