Clerks II is Clerks ten years later. The plot is that in the interim period our two Clerks have moved on to working in a Burger restaurant when their convenience store burned down. The usual scatological and barely cogent pratfalls take place, with t[…]

(google was my friend and can be yours which is cheating obv but i had not slept a wink)
(also this answer is unchecked and indeed widely contested BUT IT IS SO GREBT!) (more…)[…]

How annoying is it for you to go and see a film that no-one else knows about, and walk out with the perfect description: only to find out everyone else agrees with you. Unconscious (Inconscientes in Spanish) is a Psychoanalytical Screwball Comedy. I […]

it’s like you can go back in time and TRANSPLANT HITLER’S BRANE[…]

Self Control 2004 – Laura Branigan (Mindworkers Radio Mix)
Hard Rock Halleluja – Frodo United
Bull In The Heather – The Go! Team
Killing a Boy – Melody Club
Ignite – Northern State
(Do I Look Like A) Slut – Tony Cha Cha (Re-lector Remix)[…]

ok so doctrah becky was in st petersberg at a global museums conference and she brought me back this PRESENT = see left! Googlin “Nestlé Classic FOR MEN” i discover further info (on the estimable junkfoodblog) viz that Nestlé’s pr[…]

Can you spot what the referee and lino didn’t?[…]

Slumping sweet booze Baileys is apparently to follow the conspicuous lack of success of “Baileys Glide” with two new variants, aiming to make Christmas drinking even more sickly. They are “Baileys With A Hint Of Mint” (could s[…]

ICE STATION ZEBRA by Alistair Maclean
This was in the library of the school I left aged 12, so was probbly 9 or 10 when I first read it. This is OK: it’s Bond-for-preteens viz NO SEX!! In fact, in Zebra at least, NO WOMEN AT ALL hurrah er boo a[…]

The last half-dozen number ones I’ve covered, as seen by YouTube:
THE BEATLES – “The Ballad Of John And Yoko” (home videozzz)
TOMMY ROE – “Dizzy” (pink balloons!)
THE BEATLES – “Get Back” ([…]