Archives – 2005 – June – 22  

Arrival
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Arriving on site has changed a bit over the years, there’s no longer the trek up hill and down dale (past the happy clappies with their free orange squash and bibles) from the bus-stop to the gate. There’s also no longer the hanging abou[…]

The Glastonbury Drive
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There are other ways to Glastonbury, and I have used pretty much every one. The train does not differ hugely from the coach experience, except if you get on one of the full ones you won’t have a seat and it will be a bit cattle trucky. But the […]

Glastonbury Morning
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One of the tiny nice things about Glastonbury is the trip to Victoria coach station. On the Mitcham Road I’m the only one booted and rucksacked; I feel like an adventurer, setting off to do magical things, separated slightly from the rest of th[…]

Sports Highlight Of The Year
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Its that time again when the best sport is on the box. No, not the television, I mean your computah box. Because its Wimbledon (which I usually hate) and that can mean but one thing.
The Return Of The ILx Wimbledon Thread
Join you host Mike Jones and[…]

DAY 40: Amarillo – AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 LOUSY TUNES
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It transpired that the problem in Kansas City was wholly music related. As mentioned yesterday, apparently “everything is up to date in Kansas City”. So much so that actually no-one bothered updating anything after the song was set. So tw[…]

E= MC Hammer
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“Einstein would have loved Glastonbury” However said scientist is not sure if he would have loved the mud. Equally said scientist gives no real concrete evidence of WHY Albert would have loved this hippy festival. Still, this is science: […]

Well Sodom & Gomorrah are in the Bible
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Loony Christian Channel 4 Chief Executive Thinks Big Brother Is A Religious Program Or Something.
“Big Brother winners are all role models in their way, not only because over past series they’ve included ethnic minorities, a gay man, a t[…]

Quote Redeems Banal Story
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Is someone on anti-crack at the Ananova offices? In a relatively tedious quirky entitled “Thief Falls Asleep“, is the pure gold of the final line:
Police spokesperson said: “It is like Goldilocks on gin”.
And suddenly the whol[…]

Feather ’em
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I’ve been stir-frying again. Regular readers will remember that this has long been a source of pleasure and pain round our house. Anyway for Christmas I asked for a book about Chinese cooking, so I could learn to do things proper like, and give[…]

Blobby blobby blobby
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If this is true, and BB has had Maxwell “shelling prawns to the sounds of Aqua, Chesney Hawkes and Mr Blobby” then can we assume that a) BB is trying to ease the strains of the task by playing dickboy great pop tunes; or b) BB hates fun?[…]

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