Archives – 2002 – January – 10  

ARSE-HOLE SUN
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ARSE-HOLE SUN
It has occured to me that in my spot-on skewering of the excrable Puddle Of Mudd on the sword of being Soundgarden copyists, that I haven’t really had an in depth discussion on why exactly Soundgarden were so so very very bad. I g[…]

Not only that Tom
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Not only that Tom, but the AMA article is riddled with falsities and tantalising half stories. Destiny’s Child in so called matching beige tops when it is clear that Beyonce is in “band leader” brown. Did Aaliyah send a recorded acc[…]

New soul generation dominate American Music Awards
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New soul generation dominate American Music Awards: yes yes all very well but “Best Internet Artist: U2”? Best Internet Artist? What fresh nonsense is this? If they’d wanted to reflect what the Internet actually likes (god help it) […]

There’s a ghost in this (public) house.
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There’s a ghost in this (public) house. Those who know him would agree that Tim Hopkins is a pub goer without equal. Despite an enforced absence from the cut and thrust of the pub scene of late he is a man you would never expect to commit a pu[…]

SOUNDGARDEN
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SOUNDGARDEN
Weedy.[…]

IHM LYRIC WATCH
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IHM LYRIC WATCH
So Solid Crew featuring Mr Shabz – Haters
“So many haters don’t like us rakeing papers”
(And that is their spelling of raking from the delightful So Solid Crew dot co dot uk.)
Is Mr Shabz a parkie? A street cle[…]

PUDDLE OF MUDD
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PUDDLE OF MUDD
cf Soundgarden.
To be confused with similar sized and shaped brown things. Like pieces of shit.[…]

I Hate Music Archives
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I Hate Music Archives: this evening’s labours have been putting Tanya’s weblog in some kind of alphabetical order. It’s all* there, from the first tentative disses, through the page’s frequently hilarious golden age, to last y[…]

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