Thankfully living in Orange County it doesn’t apply — apparently in my absence Orange County hosted another big radio rock festival thing. Korn and Limp Bizkit played! Eminem was going to play but had to make more money elsewhere! Moby […]

Their new logo looks half like some horrible White Dwarf font, but that and the grim Pythonesque pseudonyms aside I like I N D I E S H I T E . I like it even though it’s slagged a friend of mine. I’ve never understood how being nicey to o[…]

“Corgan is a hideous amusical scab…”: It’s the final results of Duel! Thankyou for your patience. Watch NYLPM for further steamy band-on-band action.[…]

HEY BOY ? HEY GIRL
Do you think The Chemical Brothers were surprised by their success (I certainly was). Are they squirreling away their millions in case the whole world turns round and notices that these particular dance emperors have no clothes on […]

no rulebook, my ass: perhaps i should post that e-mail i received detailing all of the rules for posting to nylpm, all of the dos and don’ts. basically, if you’re thinking of posting here, be prepared with either a review or a link, or fa[…]

Lonyo – “Comme Ci Comme Ca (Summer Of Love)” – all over your FM radio
Laconic as hell and sexy as fuck. If the UK Garage explosion means my pop is as lovely as this then bring it on. No intellectualising here (hey, it’s […]

I’m Greg Scarth, yes I’m the real Greg, all you other… – the next me? A scary prospect. Tom, you know full well that Eminem should be mentioned every day, never mind every week. We’ve been quite lax in letting it slip ov[…]

Oh come now, Celine’s not that bad! I suspect the readers of PTAHE! are voting with their ears rather than their eyes, for how else would that bleached goon Stefani be escaping righteous censure?[…]

I should go away more often. I am basically staggered by the quality and range of the contributions made to NYLPM while I’ve been in Greece, and I thank everyone who contributed. To them I say: I kiss you! And keep it up. To anyone else I say: […]

In the multitude of discussion brought about by my insane suggestion that Elton John?s lyrics to Your Song are a blight upon humanity, it was brought to my attention that ?at least they rhyme?. After spiking said persons drink with some Tom Waits pis[…]