(co-worker returns from holiday in ecuador, and has to be caught up news of momart fire)
co-worker 1: the tone of the press was pretty sneery: i guess it’s just TATE BRICKS all over again
co-worker 2: the bricks would have been fine! they were firebricks!!
co-worker 1: yes!! the headlines wd have been “hoax art saves the day!!”
co-worker 2: except the firemen wd just have chucked them all into the skip anyway!!