YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO PARTY

YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO PARTY

New PUNISHER this week, the Ennis-McCrea combination yielding the usual boffo yoks. But – and this may not be the place – there is a fillum of everyone’s favourite psychopath in the offing. You can see where this fillum is headed by visiting this place. Having zoomed around the Desk Of Punishment like some kind of wierd fly you will soon find the truth.

This movie will suck from beneath the earth.

The Punisher according to Hollywood is a man of Deep Moral Fibre who certainly would not shoot his enemies in the back or run over them again and again in a massive heavy car or push them in front of a train or force them into an office shredder or drown them in a toilet or stuff them in a heavy cage before dropping them into a river or attempt to asphyxiate them with shit, actual shit, or indeed stuff a grenade up their bottom before using them as a human bomb. He would do none of these heinous things. Mistake one.

Secondly, he loves his country with the kind of deep abiding passion that would lead him to never once appear in the President’s office and threaten to kill him. (Mind you, he only did that once.) Mistake two.

Thirdly, it does look, and I may be misreading events, but it does look like a member of his family is alive.

NO. HIS FAMILY IS DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD, for they BLED BLED BLED BLED BLED and now his mind is a sea of RED RED RED and not communism either no blood he will shoot criminals in the HEAD HEAD HEAD with his hot LEAD LEAD LEAD DEAD DEAD BLED BLED RED RED RED DEAD RED DEAD. SEE SPOT RUN. Etc.

If you see this film, expect an ocean of disappointment, I warn you now. That way, you might find it actually not as bad as you thort and you’ll enjoy yourself a small bit.

P.S. DEAD DEAD DEAD.

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