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Nov 05

“OK I work in investment banking but I used to read THE FACE in the 80s…

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… so I realise that having to deal w.yr recently deceased mother’s stocks and bonds seems a bit alien to you — therefore to make you feel more at home, here is a corporate newsletter dollied up as a FUNKY LIFESTYLE MAG!! The main topic is ‘DIVIDENDS: the ALLURING FRUITS OF INVESTMENT’ so we used a nice cover photo of some blackberries!! DO YOU SEE? ‘Fruit’??! It is a pun bcz we are all carefree clubland magazine-readin bandidos, we are, as you can tell from the little byline pictures of US!”

“We would like to receive your feedback on [LUDICROUS FAUX-SNAPPY NAME]”
Hmmm, actually [LUDICROUS FAUX-SNAPPY NAME] I suspect you would NOT!!

In other wasting-the-planet news, the snows of Kilimanjaro are no more:

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