Memo To The Hairdressing Profession
Would it be impossible to learn not only the arts of scissor and comb but also the basic social art of knowing when somebody wants to chat to a stranger and when they don’t. Just because you have me trapped in yr chair with a blade near my throat does NOT give you the divine right to GAB ON at me.
Things you shd be allowed to say:
- “Hello.”
- “It’s your turn now.”
- “How would you like it?”
- “How does that look?”
- “There, finished.”
AND THAT’S IT. Anything else = £1/sentence off your EXTORTIONATE FEE.
(This petty irritation brought to you by my colleague G. but it is one I absolutely share.)
