15 March 2005

stick with the beasts we got plz #5: NESSIE

lonely aquatic dinosaur seeks similar for laughs, moonlit walks. no smokers or stegosauri

i. all other lake monsters have better names viz ogopogo, mamlambo, bessie oh wait
ii. at least mamlambo (“half-fish, half-horse monster”) EATS PEOPLE NOW AND THEN

conclusion: plz plz plz be a 30-foot pike THAT WOULD BE LESS BORING


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