stick with the beasts we got plz #1: the CENTAUR
centaurs are classically portrayed as noble and amazing (if occasionally super-horny): but i have always found em ANNOYING!!
i. look at them they are top-heavy at the front = when they gallop they will fall on their faces
ii. they have TOO MANY LIMBS = they are insects
conclusion: i for one do NOT welcome our old insect underlords