We love the 1st of December, when we get to go to FT to open the little Windows* that mark down the passage of time towards Christmas with a little nugget of something special. Something very special this year, namely an advent calendar of TV Christmas specials. TV Specials are, as if you didn’t know, often extended one off episodes of popular television shows which either take place at Christmas, have a Christmassy theme or – well don’t. Our rules are simple:

– Must be Christmassy
– Must not be part of regular series/season

This latter one is important as the BBC in particular have a habit of rolling the Christmas Special as the sixth episode of six if they are scheduling before Christmas. Many US sitcoms will have Christmas (and Thanksgiving, and Halloween) episodes, but just as part of the regular run.

Will we stick to these rules religiously. Maybe. While you ponder that, this is screenshot from today’s special, which despite what it looks like, really is a Christmas special. What’s that you say?

“I DON’T BELIEVE YOU?”

1: ONE FOOT IN THE ALGARVE
In which someone notice that all the letters in GRAVE AL are also present in ALGARVE, and thus Victor Meldrew, and his long suffering wife get into no end of farciacal scrapes on holiday in the Algarve. And then Victor Meldrew says “I don’t believe you” all the time, despite ridiculous, farcical things happening to him all the time.

I remember watching it with the family when it was on, sharing the misery, and being really rather embarrassed by the opening couple of minutes which appears to be a not-too subtle Emanuelle parody. Peter Cook plays a paparazzi who is probably best off out of the Leveson enquiry, and the whole thing is a little bit jingoistic and has nothing at all to do with Christmas.

Its all on Youtube, start here if you love Richard Wilson and his catchphrase/pratfall humour:

*See what I did there?