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Jan 06

LAZY TOWN: WARNING

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Casual flipping in the morning is unavoidable when BBC Smugfast is doing a story on a cat having open heart surgery and GMTV is having a hard hitting Detox Diet Scambusting yawnarama. So you are tired, and your brain has not woken up yet. Still, this is no excuse for the day-glo filth thrown at us in the form of Lazy Town on BBC2.

I cannot describe Lazy Town, because really the only way to understand this hyper-energetic creepfest is to watch it. But I have put a warning above, as every five second burst of it I catch disturbs me to such a degree that I feel physically ill. Why not go to the Lazy Town site, where there are videos to disgorge yourself with. I believe the aim of the show is to make kids do more exercise, though how they do this with a pinkhaired girl, lots of unpleasant rubber puppets and strange men with stick on chin-prostheses leaping around I don’t know. Perhaps it encourages you to run away from the screen.

That said, I can’t help but be drawn to it for these five second chunks of “what-the-fuck”-itude. And this morning I was treated to a hi-energy (everything in the show is hi-energy but I am talking about the music here) song which would make Scooter sound sluggish. The perfect program to pair with Extra-Sugar Frosties with Glucose Power Rocks in it. For the rest of us, it’ll burn out your retinas.

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  1. 151
    dale on 7 May 2008 #

    lazy town is a bunch of brain washing bollox, kids dont need media and tv.
    its fucked up
    get a life

  2. 152
    Paulette on 19 May 2008 #

    Hey i like to watch lazy town!!! who are the characters real name like stephine??

  3. 153
    zelda1111 on 22 Jun 2008 #

    lazy town is blööd

  4. 154
    cory on 1 Jul 2008 #

    buna!

  5. 155
    Anonymous on 5 Aug 2008 #

    I am going to assume someone from my strong organization was butt hurt by miss Julianna….to sum it up, it is neither confirmed nor denied that she is a Lesbian. Please, stop being retarded.

  6. 156
    reuben on 6 Sep 2008 #

    hey stephine i wish i could meet you i wach lazy town every day and can not go to bed without haveing my sports candy.

    >>>>(I LOVE YOU STEPHINE)<<<<<<
    your my futre wife

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    Jamone on 6 Sep 2008 #

    Although Julianna herself hasn’t said whether or not she’s a lesbian, the claims that were made beforehand were fake. The youtube account, for example, has been removed. Seems it was a whole group of people who were involved

  8. 158
    lorraine on 28 Sep 2008 #

    hi dont know if anyone noticed lazytown doing another tour but it is onl in england there leaving out scotland how sad is that

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    hfghghghgh on 17 Oct 2008 #

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  10. 160
    Zena Madara on 19 Oct 2008 #

    and after I read the previous ,

  11. 161
    Paul Qerch on 19 Oct 2008 #

    20 years ago this would have been impossible. ,

  12. 162
    Bogdan on 19 Dec 2008 #

    i love Stephanie

  13. 163
    Stefaný on 18 Jan 2009 #

    O ten LAZY TOWN je úžasný a Sportakus je ale starej je mu 44let dozvědela jsem že Sportakus má samé milióny.Ale čím dál je starší tím pro něj je to těší protože on musí pořád musí cvičit ty triky a musí mít málo kilo.

  14. 164
    Sarah on 21 Apr 2009 #

    Magnus, I LOVE YOU!!! I never thought I would watch a kid’s show at 16 years old, but you have made me do so! Keep up the good work x

  15. 165
    Julianna Rose Mauriello is mah wife on 24 Apr 2009 #

    I’d would fucking fuck Julianna Rose Mauriello so hard she’d be like HOLY SHIT!

  16. 166
    Julianna Rose Mauriello is mah wife on 4 May 2009 #

    DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

  17. 167
    crisisc on 21 May 2009 #

    te amo julianna feliz cumpleaños te adoro eres mui bonita en lazy town la verdad que en el video de bing bang me obsesione con a hacer ese tipo de patada que aces con mucha dedicacion te amo ojala vinieras a mexico ta kiero conocer. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaa ssssssssttttttteeeeeeeppppppphhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiieeee. chauu.

  18. 168
    donna on 30 May 2009 #

    robbies chin is fake!!!!!

  19. 169
    Josefina Bermudez on 16 Jul 2009 #

    Hi
    I myself love the show and I think is very healthy for the kids as long as the caractors don’t do something that is immortal ,if is true that stephanie is Lesbian I will not let my kids see the show anymore.

  20. 170
    Spurticunts on 12 Aug 2009 #

    Hello Fans!!

    Stephanie and Sportacus here. We have just finished making the new series, now I can finally grow my pubic hair and untape my breasts which are trying to grow. Sportacus showed me his two foot long rubber truncheon and I let him pummel my tight weenie for six hours!!! I hope to have the child next year and then we will dip it in hot vulcanised rubber for a new character.
    I am so fed up with having pink pubic hair! But Sportacus likes it especially when he goes down on me with his long rubber tongue!!

    I am not a lesbian, I am really a pre op transexual. Bye!!

  21. 171
    TheOriginaKrillinFan on 12 Aug 2009 #

    Hi! My name is DJ Dement (AKA TheOriginaKrillinFan)
    I like to dress up as Stephanie and sing their Lazytown songs.
    Please visit my YouTube channel at:
    http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOriginaKrillinFan
    Please feel free to leave me a message and say hello, I would love to have more friends who like Lazytown, or maybe meet up and we can dress up together! I have a Spotacus outfit and a spare Stephanie costume too, we can have FUN! I also like Dragonball, but most of all I LOVE LAZYTOWN! X x X

  22. 172
    Stephie on 20 Aug 2009 #

    “Julianna Rose Mauriello is a lesbian, posted on her confirmed YouTube account http://www.youtube.com/juliannamauriello

    No I’m not! I love sucking fat cocks! :O

    Can’t you tell it’s not my youtube profile? Even the account is suspended for impersonating me! :)

    So bing bang! Be happy! You still have a chance of cramming your fat one in my ass! ;)

    *dances away*

  23. 173
    legend on 7 Sep 2009 #

    Julianna is a Goddess who deserves movie roles. Lazy Town show brightened the lives of countless millions, including me. Her love life is DESERVEDLY HERS, and she can love whomever she wishes. We love you Julianna, an all your friends, family and all around you! Hugs and Kisses.

  24. 174
    spider on 17 Sep 2009 #

    Juliana is greatest,cutest and smartes girl I’ve ever seen and that’s why I love her.She is my favorite movie star.I loved to see her again in the “socker sucker” because she is cute.Hugs,kisess and best wishes to her.I love you Juliana. :)

  25. 175
    sporticus on 1 Oct 2009 #

    my name is sporticus in my life and in my work
    stephanie was so cute ! i fucked her in the ass every day!
    when you worked together , she was horny , and always ask for my dick!
    i told her: wait a minut ; we work!!!stephanie !
    when we finished our pathetic show, we goes on he room and start to fuck
    first, she put off y pant brutally like a panther and then eat my balls !
    after that , i catch that little whore ,undressed that sexy doll in a minut
    then ,she said putthe song: “bing bang” , then i maked her bing bang in
    her juicy pussy and in her ass as if she doesn’t like it
    i told her do like in the song: cooking by the book!
    i cum so much in her mouth , enough for a breakfast
    i have a secret now to tell to the press:
    she has difficulty to walk sometimes, we said that she was tired
    and it was true…

  26. 176
    Pete on 1 Oct 2009 #

    This really is the most read post of FreakyTrigger.

    We should really pack up and go home.

  27. 177
    craig on 21 Oct 2009 #

    I think it is a good program so it will teach fat cheeseburger eating punks like you and the rest of those wigs to gety up off your fat double sided two roll toilet paper wiping ass up and do something with your life besides jackoff and just wish she was yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CRABBY FROM THE U.S.A.!!

  28. 178
    ARBONA on 30 Oct 2009 #

    arbona_bona1@live.com

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    alex on 13 Jan 2010 #

    i dont think its weird that a 16 year old is playing a 8 year old at least it pay x

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    Sheena on 19 Jan 2010 #

    So I’m from the southern US (yes, it feels very much like a negative connotation as I say and type it, in case you’re wondering), and this show, Lazy Town, has been on for a good bit, but I never paid attention to it until now. I’m on the last trimester so I’ve been reviewing different kids shows. I searched the internet for this in hopes I wasn’t the only one who saw or felt the way I do about the show.
    …I will never let my child watch this show. There are so many other shows that are just plain-jane, mind-numbly dumb, but Lazy Town breaks the rule for kids’ shows: you should never get so close to the line between childlike innocence and sexual deviancy. I thought maybe it was just me, that maybe that’s what I get for taking that sexual psychology seminar, like going through a psychosomatic self-diagnosis —when you learn about a new disease and you suddenly think you have it— like I was tricking myself into thinking the show had too risque` situations, but no. I’m not the only one who sees it. And it makes me sad.
    It makes me sad because I know there are some parents who don’t review their children’s shows, and the idiot-children the southern US has created (through it’s horrific education system and “community” raising of children lifting nearly all responsibility off the parents and into the loving arms of a plasma flat-screen) could watch and learn to believe it’s okay for strange men to lift them up in the air and dance around with them and do those minor things that you don’t think about until your child does them with a strange man on the playground and you realize the “OH-HELL-NO” situation that has just uncoiled in front of you. That’s what creeps adults out about this show –those little things that just don’t seem right! I’ve verbally discussed this with other soon-to-be-parents and with my friends who couldn’t care less about kids, and they all agree that there is something off about the show. It may not have been intended, but we see it. And if we see it, the sex-offender down the street sees it. And if s/he sees it, then s/he gets ideas, and eventually prowls for a victim.
    Though Lazy Town may have been aimed at the “tween” age group (11-13), in the US four-five-six year olds watch it. And the parents just sit them infront of the screen to shut them up for fifteen minutes.
    Making a show about getting up and playing is not how you “teach” children to go out and play/exercise. Cut the fucking wire off the television if you want your kids to go out and play!! Just turn the damn thing off!! Take your kids outside!! Build a fucking jungle-gym for’em!! Sit and read while they play!! But get your ass outside if you want your child to be active. A TV show is not going to teach them to be fit and exercise. It’s going to teach them to watch more TV!
    And with Lazy Town, there may be an unintended, undesired lesson they’re learning…

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    Sheena on 19 Jan 2010 #

    AND WHO THE HELL CARES IF THE ACTRESS IS A LESBIAN!? It has no affect on the show…I wish it did. Maybe then it wouldn’t be so fucked up, it’d force the writers and producers to be more “careful” with their script.

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    hell yess on 13 Feb 2010 #

    i would like to fuck her and let her no virgin any more……shurly i do she has a prety body fuck yee

  33. 183
    Carl on 20 Jul 2010 #

    I want too fuck stefani in the ass

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    daman on 26 Oct 2010 #
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    ale on 24 Jan 2011 #

    i want too esportacos in the ass

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    lazytown megafan on 7 Sep 2014 #

    Lazytown is an amazing show that I love to watch. Sportacus has inspired me to get up and excersize and eat sports candy and I just simply think it’s one of my favorite tv programmes of all time.

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    Tommy Mack on 8 Sep 2014 #

    Sportacus came to Sport Relief (2010?). My wife said he grabbed a lamp post and held his entire body up in the air, rigid and horizontal. I have no idea how much sport you’d have to do to be able to do that.

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