“The crew of the Blyth-based Oceania accidentally left their radio switched to the emergency channel on Thursday as they were off the North East coast. They then settled down to watch the film Crash on a TV which was next to the radio – not realising it was being broadcast over a 30-mile radius.”
pleasingly, the headline and strap refer to Crash as, respectively, “sexy film” and “an erotic film”.
also: the phrase “blyth-based oceania” sounds like shakespeare!