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Apr 04

I will not add to the reams and reams of guff spouted regarding the Passion Of The Ickle Baby Jebus

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I will not add to the reams and reams of guff spouted regarding the Passion Of The Ickle Baby Jebus, but to note the one thing I never knew before. Alright four things I learnt from Melvin Gibson’s pretty lousy exploitation movie:

1: The Devil looks like Luke Goss in Blade 2. Does not quite have the same wrestling moves though.

2: The best way to motivate a condemned man with lacerations all over his body is to whip him some more. Frankly with HR skills like this it is no wonder the Roman Empire declined, and indeed fell.

3: King Herod = King Tut from Batman.

4: Jesus invented the slightly higher table.

Admittedly, I could happily have continued in my life knowing none of this.

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