What is it with teen comedies employing early nineties British indie as their main themes. The American Pie movies have Laid by James as their main theme; supposedly for the rude line ‘She only comes when she’s on top‘. And now Camp has Size Of A Cow shoehorned into any section where the girls aren’t singing Ladies Who Lunch. What next, a gross-out frat film with The Only Living Boy in New Cross as its theme?