T-Mobile are now advertising their wanky service (you didn’t hear it hear first) with a strange almost CHAMBER BE-STRING’D rearrangement of MOTORCYCLE EMPTINESS by the Manics! It even includes someone standing under a “neon loneliness” and I think there was a canal with someone holding a paper on their head! A canal sucking down words? Perhaps?

What next?! Vodafone using the Mock Tu OH HOLD ON…

What this advert scheduling says about the proposed viewing market of TEACHERS I ph34r to think. Apparently they will also like a new Dexys best-of and not to smell by application of deodorant. Darned bourgeoisie innit.