the world record for full-body immersion (esp.HEAD if applicable) in a vat of full fat soft cheese = six hours — GO DAVE!
URGENT UPDATE: joke-spoilin scientifickal AXIOMS of PBS restated to mollify the too-full-of-foopball hedz
i. anythin AT ALL EVER pertainin to d.blaine = BAD & STUPID & EVIL and not at all GOOD
ii. anythin AT ALL EVER linked to u.geller = BAD & STUPID & EVIL and not at all GOOD
iii. WE DO NOT AT ALL EVER CONDONE AND ENDORSE PRODUCTS containin BAD & STUPID & EVIL and none at all GOOD
(iv. except sometimes obv)