High Pitched Teenage Deterrent

Scientists who have nothing better to do with their time have invented a teenager deterent for curmudgeonly old folks. It works by emitting an unpleasant high pitched whining noise that only teenagers and dogs can hear. (Sounds like someone playing Husker Du to me.)

Now don’t get me wrong: this is a terrible story. But since when did unpleasant loud noises ever put off teenagers?

Pete Baran in Proven By Science • 316 views