Rob wants a bling bling on his microphone? Try THIS!! This, being a diamond star of 10 billion trillion trillion carats some fifty light years away!! And as if that wasn’t bling bling enough, it’s real name is BPM 37093!!! Just imagine THAT booming out through your custom-made bumpers eh? The white dwarf is not only radiant but also rings like a gigantic gong, undergoing constant pulsations!! FEEL THAT VOIB!

Well, I would, apart from that some gaysexual scientists have only named it AFTER A BEATLES SONG. Just because the STAR is dead there’s no reason why we have to name it after a half-dead band from when dinosaurs walked the earth, blaaaaaaagh.