Tinned Chicken Story Spun Positively

This appears to be a heartwarming story about a couples enduring love and the belief in the efficacy of the canned food process.

However, looking at the story from a different angle the headline clearly should have been:
OLD COUPLE SICK OF FIFTY YEAR MARRIAGE ENTER INTO BIZARRE MANKY FOOD SUICIDE PACT

Pete Baran in Pumpkin Publog • 222 views