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Sep 05

What Does A German Wear Under His Beer Skirt?

Pumpkin PublogPost a comment • 518 views

Because Lederhosen are just too uncomfortable for Oktoberfest, we introduce The Oktoberfest Frock. Now I cannot help but think that there is a clothing evolutionary midground that has been skipped to go from the ‘hosen to the skirt, but if its what the German’s want to wear then good luck to them.

Hopefully like all decent manly drinking apparel, the beer skirt is waterproof on the front, but has a rear section which is absorbant like a paper towel for leaving the gents. But it does allow for quick dissemenation of eminations caused by too much pilsner, sauerkraut and bratwurst.

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