GIANT PUB BID SPARKS FEARS OF A MINI IBIZA

A usual NIMBY story from the Ham & High, which is made remarkable by the headline which suggests some James Bond villain with an enlarging / shrinking ray.
“Look London, I have made the largest pub in the world using my ray, but if you do not pay me one million dollars I shall shrink the whole of Ibiza (including Manumission) into the size of a matchbox!”

Interestingly the brewery in question is Sam Smith’s, so someone should tell them that they will have no fear of football fans or loud music…

(I found this whilst looking for the story “Holloway Pub Bans Fun” which I have seen on a few flyposters.)