dietary epiphenomena: a study

the specific diet i am imposing on myself is intended (it says here) to modify between-meals cravings and give you a scientific insight into the workings of yr own metabolism: well this morning i wz woken – actually tho not relevantly by a txt from rainy saying “STOP SLEEPING NOW” – to discover myself mouthing the words “sarcophagous jelly”

mmmm sarcophagous jelly so i daren’t quite reflect on whether its effects have kicked in yet, i ph34r