Menus intended to be read #193875: I was actually really tired on mon eve, so a. made bad food choices at sistrah becky’s b’day meal at Cafe Spice Namaste (vindalho de porco: too hot and too chewy for my taste), and b. forgot to read the entire menu in full, with its charming and informative entries abt the various foods on offer (well, I assume it is still charming and informative, I forgot to read it, see?). I see that Cyrus the Grebt MBE has now written it all up: it would be nice if this recipe book is written in the menu’s elegant, slightly odd style.