We love Perry here at the publog, partially due to the wallop it packs alcoholically but also its relative scarcity. Until now it seems. Ladies and gentlemen, but mainly ladies because yet again its mo’bouze aimed at you, I give you : Kitsch. This 7.9% (YOWSA!) bastard child of Pomagne and a Pear comes in a novelty mini-champagne bottle and the public will be encourage to drink it through a straw. Presumably to knock the punters off their classy stools before they have even settled down.

We demand MAN PERRY soon, all this sweet Babycham stuff is giving the might pear cider a bad name.