I have never liked Turkish Delight. It tastes like jellified bubble bath (no I have never eaten jellified bubble bath, I am using my imagination). I have tried, honest I have – I’ve had the Fry’s stuff and the stuff covered in talc (spot the bathroom theme in Turkish sweetmeats) from realactual Turkey brought back by holidaying colleagues. But still it is vile. So when someone presents me with a perfectly good bar of Cadbury chocolate which has been tainted by TD, surely it’s acceptable and right to nibble the chocolate around the gooey middle and discard it (in a tidy and ladylike fashion?). No? Well I think it is.