22 January 2002

THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE (But Pubs Expect Us To Do) 2: Carry more than two drinks to your table.

THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE (But Pubs Expect Us To Do)

2: Carry more than two drinks to your table.

Three pints of lager and a J20 cannot be transferred from the bar to your thirsty mates without spillage. It’s not as if most pubs don’t have trays; it’s just that they never offer them to you. The result? By 8.30pm, the floor of the pub looks like it’s been mopped with piss.


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Comments

  1. Nick on 3 April 2007 #

    Yes they can put the j20 in your pocket.

  2. Admin on 3 April 2007 #

    i’ve managed the risky ‘under the arm’ manoeuvre as well as jacket pocket. phear me.

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