The Virtual Irish Pub: as if real Irish theme pubs aren’t bad enough. On my visit there were forty benighted ‘virtual drinkers’, almost all of whom were congregated at the ‘Front Door’ area. No sign of any chat going on, though two individuals had gone to the – oh god my fingers can hardly type it – to the ‘Bedroom Area’ (yeah, I’ll be sure to ask for that next time I’m down O’Neills). To any frequenters of virtual pubs, let me pose a delicate question: why do you bother, you sad fuckers?