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B*WITCHED – “Blame It On The Weatherman”

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#819, 27th March 1999

weatherman Arriving a few weeks after Britney, “Blame It On The Weatherman” could be a sad afterthought, forgotten jetsam from a swept-away moment like Frank Ifield’s “I’m Confessin’”, his last number one released into the teeth of Beatlemania. Instead it’s a delightful last hurrah for the tweenpop British and Irish bubblegum of ’98: not the most exciting or best-selling record of the time, but one of the sweetest.

“Weatherman” starts off sounding like a decent imitation of Natalie Imbruglia’s “Torn” – searching, slightly introspective acoustic pop, already an interesting step away from the grinful sound of B*Witched’s first two singles. It has what turns out to be a false chorus – “Won’t blame it on myself…” – then a rather lovely passage rising up to the actual chorus, which is when things get more dramatic. The clouds burst – kettledrum claps, a downpour of pizzicato and an open-armed Edele Lynch welcoming the cinematic deluge. “The rain goes on!” – it’s a thrilling hook, throwing open the doors on a forgotten world of big-production light-entertanment pop. It’s the moment B*Witched lean into the Nolans comparisons. “Weatherman” could – in spirit if not quite in style – be from the 60s or mid-70s, or whenever you’d want to place a half-remembered childhood hit: for all the tempest, there’s something heartening about this record, cosy and familiar. An impression cemented by the break in the clouds on the “Maybe it won’t change….” middle-eight, with backing vocals that sound like contented mews.

“Weatherman”, a widescreen song humbly released as a fourth single in an album cycle, puts the enormous promotional machine behind a Britney into sharp contrast. Bubblegum has no long term game plan, no artist development – the likes of B*Witched try a thing or two, have hits until they don’t. and that’s that. That’s why seasons of bubblegum – like 1998 or 1969-70 – rarely produce lasting stars, but often produce records as charming as this.

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  1. 26
    swanstep on 4 Oct 2014 #

    @wichita, 19. I perhaps miswrote: BIOTW *has* plenty of changes but none of them really grab me (things that got 4s around here like ‘Love Won’t Wait’ are much grabbier I find), and when everything from the vocals to the pizzicato strings kind of beds in alongside those changes, the whole just strikes me as more an abandoned demo than anything else (e.g., Madonna’s demo for LWW; I don’t deny that there’s something here that a talented song-writer could quickly tweak to create more movement within and make a convincing hit). I almost added in my original post that I don’t think that BIOTW would make it onto a St Et’s or a Sundays album, but maybe you disagree! I dunno about the ending of the track that you like so much either: it reminds me of better stuff by Mansun, esp. ‘The Chad who loved me’ and so takes me right out of the track rather than cinching anything. Lastly, ‘Rain’ songs are an important sub-genre within pop. I therefore find it natural to make numerous invidious comparisons with BIOTW so that it simply has to be pressed down in the resulting ranking.

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    Patrick Mexico on 5 Oct 2014 #

    Here’s a Top 10 at 10 of “rain” songs better than this:

    10. Billie Myers – Kiss the Rain
    9. Slayer – Raining Blood
    8. Guns N’ Roses – November Rain
    7. Blue Pearl – Naked in the Rain
    6. Rainbow – Since You’ve Been Gone
    5. Garbage – I’m Only Happy When It Rains
    4. Culture Beat – Crying in the Rain (sadly, not an Everly Brothers cover, but I would be very grateful if anyone could link me to any music that brings these two genres together in holy matrimony)
    3. Cascades – Rhythm of the Rain
    2. Randy Crawford – Rainy Night In Georgia
    1. (by some distance) Prince and the Revolution – Purple Rain

    (Also had to scrap an angry, Going Underground-esque “state of the nation” punk song I wrote aged 18 as I somehow ended up cribbing from the Rainbow theme tune.)

    Some pleasant acoustic chops – and it could have been worse, B*Witched could have bowed out on Popular with a bad cover version, but God, it’s a mistake when boy/girl bands try to act all “grown up” and surrender their sense of innate lovable ridiculousness*. 4.

    * This will be quite the theme as we go through this year.

  3. 28
    Kinitawowi on 5 Oct 2014 #

    #27: 10 more –

    10. Berri: The Sunshine After The Rain
    9. James Gang: Ashes, The Rain And I
    8. *bunny*: Rain On Your Parade
    7. Zoe: Sunshine On A Rainy Day
    6. Phil Collins: I Wish It Would Rain Down (possibly the best thing he ever did)
    5. Carpenters: Rainy Days And Mondays
    4. *bunny*: I Think It’s Going To Rain Today
    3. Belinda Carlisle: Summer Rain
    2. Madonna: Rain
    1. REM: I’ll Take The Rain (their Drive You Home by Garbage – the song that made me stop the album and bawl my eyes out for half an hour before I could finish)

    Cross-multiply with your list, of course; Purple Rain and Only Happy When It Rains are both absolute beasts.

    This is not. This is their Frozen – the song that all my mates thought it was okay to like when I didn’t see what all the fuss was about. And I still prefer To You I Belong. 4 is about right.

  4. 29
    swanstep on 5 Oct 2014 #

    Some ‘rain’ songs I more or less love and use to calibrate:
    ‘I can’t stand the rain’ (Ann Peebles, Eruption, Lowell George, etc.)
    ‘Come rain or Come Shine’ (songbook)
    ‘Have You Ever Seen The Rain?’, ‘Who’ll stop the rain?’ (Credence)
    ‘It never rains in South California’ (Albert Hammond)
    ‘Rainy Days and Mondays’ (Carpenters)
    Raindrops Keep Fallin’ on My Head (Bacharach)
    ‘A Hard Rain’s Gonna Fall’ (Dylan, Ferry)
    ‘It’s Raining Again’ (Supertramp)
    ‘Fool In the Rain’, ‘The Rain Song’ (Led Zep)
    ‘Rain’ (Beatles)
    ‘Walking In The Rain’ (Ronettes)
    ‘Walking in The Rain’ (Grace Jones)
    ‘You are the Sun, You are the Rain’ (Lionel Ritchie)
    ‘The Sun and the Rainfall’ (Depeche)
    and for cred.
    ‘A Little Bit of Rain’ (Fred Neil)

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    Chelovek na lune on 5 Oct 2014 #

    “Spring Rain” by the Go-Betweens strikes me as superior to this, and their “The Sound of Rain” even more so (also, from their number in their solo years: “Riddle In The Rain” by GW McLennan and “If It Rains” by Robert Forster): I’d concede that several of those mentioned by PM, Kinitawowi and Swanstep may well be too.

    Also “Jocelyn Square” by Love and Money (“I still think about you, but only sometimes when it rains”. As the sleeve notes added “In Glasgow, that’s quite frequently”).

    Maybe even “How Come It Never Rains” by Dogs D’Amour. Maybe.

    Perhaps “The Trip To Bountiful (When The Rain Comes Down)” by the Adventures (more so than their several other songs with a rain theme…),

    “Ravel In The Rain” by Black,

    “Burning Rain” by Crazy House (truly a lost classic, later re-released as “Perfect Crime” by Shrine of 8, in an identical recording on a different label),

    and everything on “Raintown” by Deacon Blue.

    Oh, and for an instrumental interlude “The Rain Falls Deepest On The Shortest Haircut” by The Lilac Time.

    Sticking narrowly by genre of “slightly melancholy mainstream pop”, I do think “Blame It On The Weatherman” is the equal of Roxette’s “Queen of Rain” and (OK cheesy, but there’s a place for that, and possibly oversung, but there’s maybe a place for that too) Wendy Moten’s “Come In Out Of The Rain”.

    Looking the other way, a list of “rain” songs inferior to this one would certainly feature “Blame It On The Rain” by Milli Vanilli, and “Spit In The Rain” by Del Amitri, Jason Donovan’s atrocious cover of “Rhythm of The Rain”, and loads of other tracks I only half-remember so don’t feel confident to damn out loud here in public…

  6. 31
    Justified Ancient on 5 Oct 2014 #

    Coming up next: Lists of superior-to-this songs which also have the word “the” in their title.

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    Duro on 5 Oct 2014 #

    After giving 6s, I’m sufficiently charmed to stretch to a 7 here. Easily the best B*Witched song, though even their worst was better than anything that Stipe and pals ever gave to the world.

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    thefatgit on 5 Oct 2014 #

    I’ll just leave this here…

    http://youtu.be/Db6WHtNV5-I

  9. 34
    Patrick Mexico on 5 Oct 2014 #

    Re 31: Bart Simpson: “Does that say ‘The The’ as in the popular mid-eighties Matt Johnson-fronted beat combo?”
    Sideshow Bob: “No, that’s French for Tea, Tea.”

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    Kinitawowi on 6 Oct 2014 #

    #31: I used to have an incredibly boring spreadsheet for “songs I own with X characteristic in the title”. Numbers, days of the week, food, colours, animals, etc. Ran out of steam updating it about five years ago – I could probably recreate it with flags in Catraxx, if I was really that bothered.

    No “list of songs with ‘the'”, though. Thank fuck. (A cursory glance at my old Top 200 I compiled aeons ago offers about 15.)

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    Justified Ancient on 6 Oct 2014 #

    #34,35: My only list of that kind is an iTunes playlist with all songs including a “?”. Sometimes when I get very bored, I browse through its 200+ songs and imagine it being turned into a TV quiz show (“Fingers on buzzers: Is she really going out with him? Can you forgive her? What else is there? Who’s that girl? Do you really want to hurt me? Are “friends” electric?” – and of course the 1.000.000-quid question: “Would?”).

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    Mark G on 6 Oct 2014 #

    That sounds like my similar game, where I compile a list of band names with “and” in, and switch it with ‘or’ to make a multiplechoice question.

    Bill Haley or The Comets
    Gerry or The Pacemakers
    Marina or The Diamonds

    but, then again: “Dead And Alive”

  13. 38
    enitharmon on 6 Oct 2014 #

    @37 You are Erwin Schrödinger and I claim my five energy eigenvalues.

  14. 39
    leveret on 6 Oct 2014 #

    #30 – “Tinseltown in the Rain” has to be the ultimate Glasgow in the rain song, surely? Possibly the ultimate Glasgow song, actually.

  15. 40
    mark g on 6 Oct 2014 #

    meow.

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    swanstep on 6 Oct 2014 #

    @Leveret, 39. How could I/we have forgotten that one! Excellent.
    @JustifiedAncient, 31. Point taken, but, honestly, when you write songs for a while (and not just near reflexively when,say, 16) then there really is a feeling whenever you broach a standard topic (‘love’) or strand of imagery (‘rain’, ‘moon/stars’, you name it) of getting in the ring with all of your mighty predecessors (and you start to notice important abstainers – Stephin Merritt hasn’t done any ‘Rain’ songs that I’m aware of). It’s hard to find to something new to say about what rain is like, etc.. ‘The’, however, triggers no such anxieties.

    Note that there’s a similar anxiety of influence about standard scenes, and ‘rain’ scenes in particular in film, and when someone does something new or interesting with a scene of the relevant kind it really pops precisely because it’s instantly in the ring with some greats.

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    James BC on 7 Oct 2014 #

    Hobart Paving by Saint Etienne is my favourite rainy-breakup song.

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    ace inhibitor on 8 Oct 2014 #

    swanstep@29 god I’d never noticed but the ronettes/grace jones double A side of ‘Walking in the Rain’ would have a fair claim as the most beautiful 2-different-songs-same-title combo ever…

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    Ed on 8 Oct 2014 #

    In the discussion of R.E.M. upthread I am surprised no-one mentioned this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgvbNPstXw4

    It’s a bit hard to make out, but I think it could be a cover.

    Although Bob Dylan, from whom R.E.M. borrowed quite a bit, explicitly ruled out the weatherman excuse back in 1965:

    http://vimeo.com/72540087

    Of course, the original version is still the best:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxMJ6lSI9yI

    I am also surprised no-one’s yet mentioned this, which begins with a weather forecast:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E

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    mapman132 on 9 Oct 2014 #

    Back home from London now, I can report that the BIOTW video I had no problem viewing on my phone last week is now inaccessible. That’s 3 straight B*Witched videos that are apparently blocked in America. Weird.

    General observation on this trip was that Britain felt a lot less “foreign” to me than it did 16 years ago. Of course, shared language/culture meant it always felt more familiar to me than anywhere outside the US except Canada, but still, a lot of my 1989 and 1998 observations are no longer accurate. I guess that’s globalization for you….

    Music-related, I did get some exposure to 2014 bunnies that I hadn’t previously due to the hotel lobby TV that was tuned to music videos 90% of the time. (in the US, lobby TV’s are usually tuned to Fox News :( ) Of course, this exposure was far less notable than it would’ve been years ago, as I can easily check out the videos on Youtube anyway…as long as they’re not B*Ocked.

    One last bunny note: I correctly predicted which song would be #1 in the UK (and the US) this week back when I was finalizing my trip plans in July. For some reason I’m far prouder of this than I probably should be ;)

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    Snif on 10 Oct 2014 #

    Of course, the Bob song was the inspiration for naming of the Weatherman Underground, the US home-grown radical leftist movement of the early 1970s….I suspect the B*witched lasses knew nothing of this (nor cared).

    The denim look, from the sleeve artwork seemed to have disappeared – did it ever come back?

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    ciaran on 30 Oct 2014 #

    Though the video is important again (maybe waterworld was some sort of influence) this is the one b*witched effort that you can enjoy without it.

    A charming underrated performance and the last decent thing they did. 8 is a bit of a stretch for me but it merits a 7.

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