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ROBSON AND JEROME – “What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted?” / “Saturday Night At The Movies” / “You’ll Never Walk Alone”

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#750, 9th November 1996

satan In an act of unprecedented generosity, Robson and Jerome’s return single – the first from a new LP of reworked covers – was a triple A-side. If they were indecisive over the lead track, that’s no surprise – each of these songs is a worthy addition to the Robson and Jerome catalogue, quite the equal in quality of “I Believe” or “Unchained Melody”.

Why such a bold treble-header release? Perhaps, deep down, they knew that – in the words of another triple-disc-making member of rock’s pantheon – all things must pass. Much like the Jam, Robson and Jerome split at the peak of their fame. This is their final single, making the dying chords of “You’ll Never Walk Alone” – a true people’s anthem, given a highly affordable production here – that much more poignant. Their legacy is immense: not only did they help launch the career of hitmaker Simon Cowell, they remain the only act whose every original release – single and album – hit the top of the charts. It’s a stunning testament to their efforts and the judgement of their fans.

The other tracks on this landmark single are just as good as “You’ll Never Walk Alone”. “Saturday Night At The Movies” sees the boys tangle with the Drifters back catalogue again – which they showed such sympathy for on “Up On The Roof”. They’ve been practising in their time away, though – high notes which would have given Jerome (or Robson) pause last time are now yomped over with something close to aplomb. But best of all is “What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted?”, a powerful reading of the Jimmy Ruffin hit. “All that’s left is an unhappy ending”, Ruffin sang. But it’s a mark of the imagination and goodness of Robson and Jerome that they won’t let that depressing state of affairs lie. Instead they give us a happy ending – with a cannily-placed key-change and an exciting drum break to end on. “Now departed – yeah!” And as these two men themselves depart, let’s not forget that nothing really ends. Robson and Jerome are gone, back to the starry world of television, but maybe we will see their like again.

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    To Mewing! (@tomewing) on 20 Jan 2014 #

    Mr Robson and Mr Jerome, with these three A-Sides you are really spoiling us. http://t.co/FuOBte6hhW [Popular entry]

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    Query on 20 Jan 2014 #

    You can really hear the money poured into those sumptous arrangements.

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    flahr on 20 Jan 2014 #

    Bravo.

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    punctum on 20 Jan 2014 #

    It is a truth universally acknowledged to say that all pop music had been leading up to this point.

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    hardtogethits on 20 Jan 2014 #

    Tom, that’s a wonderfully diplomatic write-up, concluding with a mark that just seems so … right. Of course, as gossips say of those who have been through IVF, we’ve said of R&J before: “they had help, you know”. Does anyone know if this record was conceived naturally?

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    Tom on 20 Jan 2014 #

    Our last encounter with “YNWA”, which I didn’t do justice to first time out, I feel now I have been punished enough.

    The MP3 I had of “What Becomes…” was brutally cut off just before the production starts getting ‘inventive’, so until a few days ago I’d never heard it properly, and had it in my head that at last, here was a song so granite-strong that even this pair of chumps couldn’t actually ruin it. How wrong I was.

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    Chelovek na lune on 20 Jan 2014 #

    Arf arf. I can’t help but note that there is a definite hierarchy in quality among these three tracks though: “You’ll Never Walk Alone” is so cheap and nasty in its production (synthesizer presets a go-go) that it is positively offensive (even not taking into account the reverence elsewhere accorded this song) – it recalls their take on “Unchained Melody”. The other two are marginally less exceedingly objectionable. In strictly relative terms, “What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted” gets the best treatment of the lot (as well as arguably being the strongest song of the triplets.). But my, it’s a chore.

    YNWA = (a generous) 1/10, SNATM = (a no less generous) 2/10, WBOTBH = 3/10
    which averages out at 2.

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    Alan not logged in on 20 Jan 2014 #

    It’s the werewolf from Being Human and the voice of Tommy Zoom’s dog, Daniel

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    lonepilgrim on 20 Jan 2014 #

    I’ve been prepared to listen to every number 1 up to this point, on Youtube or whatever, but I just can’t be bothered with this – thank God it’s their last

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    iconoclast on 20 Jan 2014 #

    Three standards lovingly reworked for you by two popular entertainers with good taste and dignity. What could go wrong?

    Well: the arrangements, while pleasant enough, are bland and unadventurous, and the songs all grow monotonous too quickly. The singing is undistinguished, with parts of WBotBH sounding like Paul “Housemartins” Heaton on an off-day. Worse, all three sound like half-arsed demo versions where more effort went into trying not to offend anybody than into making something of substance. In short, “will this do?” It’s all rather pointless and unnecessary, and the only redeeming feature is that none of them manages to be a complete stinker. FOUR.

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    Mark G on 20 Jan 2014 #

    It does what it says on the tin.

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    thefatgit on 20 Jan 2014 #

    My old neighbours were lovely people. When they were together, they just complemented each other so perfectly. And nobody was more shocked than I, when their marriage went down the plughole, because afterwards, both parties came out of the whole thing changed for the worse, unfortunately. Why do I mention them? Well, they both had a love for Dire Straits, UB40 and Robson & Jerome. They enjoyed the comedy of Jim Davidson and they enjoyed the soaps. And neither of them spent any time reading. This didn’t make them bad people. They both enjoyed a few drinks. Their children were well behaved. It wasn’t enough for them. As the story so often goes, infidelity did for their marriage. I haven’t heard a peep from either of them in donkey’s years, although a mutual friend tells me their youngest boy, now an adult is apparently full-time carer for his ill mother these days. There are so many people like them. Their stories, unremarkable as they seem, are probably not dissimilar to many other people.

    Robson & Jerome could have forged out a successful career covering pop and R&B from the ’50s and ’60s well into the new millennium, cheerfully patronised by the sort of people like my old neighbours and many others like them. For they are legion. They are our past, present and future. Ignore them at your peril…

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    Lazarus on 20 Jan 2014 #

    The bubble burst in 1997 it seems, when their ‘Best Of’ could only make number 20. Fair play I suppose, they got out while the going was good (and both left ‘Soldier Soldier’ quite early on) and at least they didn’t cause a wave of singing actors to follow in their wake. Green actually released a dud album in 2002, but by then there was plenty more TV karaoke.

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    Rory on 20 Jan 2014 #

    This was a disturbing listen, not because of the songs, but because at first listen a couple of days ago my reaction was: This isn’t that bad. Could I possibly end up giving higher than 3 to a Robson and Jerome song?

    But then I realised that the single had two more A-sides beyond “What Becomes of the Broken Hearted?”, and was quickly reassured by YouTube that they were just as horrible as their earlier number ones, so the average comes down to a far more respectable figure.

    Their WBOTBH really isn’t that bad; it’s never going to bother the ranks of the six-and-above, but the song itself is a drop-dead Motown classic, and the production and performances here are unobjectionable enough to make it passable radio fare, at least before they go all polyphonic in the last 30 seconds. I’d give Jimmy Ruffin’s original an 8, and Robson and Jerome only destroy about half of that inherent value, so if they’d stopped there they would have scored a four from me. If they hadn’t worn out their welcome with two previous number ones, I might even have stretched to five.

    However! “Saturday Night at the Movies” is pointless, and a 2. And “You’ll Never Walk Alone” is positively painful, and a 1. So that’s an average of 2.333, which rounded to the nearest whole number equals 2. That’s more like it.

    (Now that I’ve voted: who on earth are these 25 other voters giving this an average of 5.7? Have the Robson & Jerome fan club flocked here to pad the numbers? Or are people just voting on the basis of WBOTBH? Live by the triple A-side, die by the triple A-side, soldier.)

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    Tom on 20 Jan 2014 #

    #12 they could have continued a bit longer, except a) they really couldn’t sing very well and b) they had other stuff to be doing. Simon Cowell’s take out from this whole thing, I guess, is that he almost got it completely right, but next time needs celebs he owns (and ideally a slice of the publishing too). More of that anon, obviously.

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    Brendan F on 20 Jan 2014 #

    there’s definitely something not right – it’s gone up above 7 now – lol

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    nixon on 20 Jan 2014 #

    I thought the best of – with no new material IIRC and from an act who’d only had 2 albums in 2 years, both of which went to #1 and both probably still available on sale for less than the repackaging – “failed” as a transparently cheap and unnecessary cash-in. Had R&J kept pumping out the standards as the budget rose, instead of going back to acting, we might have seen something akin to but bafflingly worse than the key “classic catalogue raiding” component of the Irish Model.

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    admin on 20 Jan 2014 #

    OK, something is up with the popular voting, sorry. investigating…

    actually, think i may have already fixed that. anyone want to give it a kick?

    or maybe not :-( still checking…

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    Brendan F on 20 Jan 2014 #

    yes – it reverted back to 2 a few minutes later

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    admin on 20 Jan 2014 #

    I’ve sussed the problem for def, ie i know WHY it’s doing it and what it’s doing, but not fixed yet.

    DON’T CLICK THE “YOU SAY” SCORE – it’s not registering on the right post

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    Tom on 20 Jan 2014 #

    It’s added a little bit of intrigue and excitement to the third Robson and Jerome post so well done that glitch.

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    admin on 21 Jan 2014 #

    OK, this time for realsy. Since the new design went up (last night) a fair few votes will have accidentally found their way to JJ Barrie, Sinead and a couple of other older posts.

    I’ll attempt to restore the votes on THOSE posts to what they were at the last backup.

    For now, try voting again, and let me know if something still feels off

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    flahr on 21 Jan 2014 #

    At the start of the video for “What Becomes of the Brokenhearted?”, Robson & Jerome stand in the studio; one sings into the mike, the other stands behind and taps. My mind is thrown back to that clip of the Righteous Brothers performing “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’” and the parallel (probably unintentional) feels like a vicious slap to the face of popular music.

    Elsewhere, “Saturday Night at the Movies” exudes such a powerful aura of B-side that it threatens to turn the whole single into a triple B-side by association; the “who cares what picture you see” line has a certain sonic similarity to the chorus of “Under the Boardwalk”, a comparison which once again only reinforces the direness of this joyless tosh (joylessness underscored by the ‘hilarious’ vid). The shiny crescendo “You’ll Never Walk Alone” hits at about 1:50, meanwhile, is a cavalcade of grimness so complete that it’s almost awe-inspiring.

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    23 Daves on 21 Jan 2014 #

    It could have been worse, they could have released their cover of “The Sun Ain’t Gonna Shine Anymore” as a single.

    I always thought this was an interesting version of WBOTBH, probably not least because it was the first version I was actually aware of (forgive me, but I was only a small child – I didn’t know about Motown classics yet): http://youtu.be/sGxZsnm7srU

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    Jerome F can be a very entertaining actor.

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